Well, where do I even begin with our ex-intern, "The Clumsy Master of Chaos"? He brought a level of disorder and confusion to our office that even professional circus clowns would envy. From tripping over his own shoelaces to accidentally photocopying his lunch instead of important documents, he truly embraced the art of calamity. It was like living in a slapstick comedy routine, except we were the unwilling audience. We have given him a generous return offer to so that his inconceivably hilarious presence can continue to bless our workplace.